A bachelor..

.. is someone, married or not, who does not in his or her heart entirerly understand why you would take a pizza our of a perfectly sound takeaway box and put it on a nice clean plate... the guy who wrote "i moved ur cheese" said that, I can't for the life of me remember his name now, damn he also said he once drank champagne 'so French it comes with it's own beret and goes "oh-la-la" when you open it' (this guy should have his own show surely)