pricasso- life imitating art in a very uncomfotable way

You've probably heard of Pricasso by now. This guy basically paints pictures with his eh, penis. I read an article about him in the paper the other day- I kinda like had that feeling you get when you drive past an accident scene...shocked yet at the same time curious. They had a picture of him posing with a talk-radio host who's portrait he had just painted live in the studio while she was doing her show...how creepy is that. Imagine going live on air and talking about some inane topic, while Pricasso whipps out his eh, manhood to do your portrait. He'll probably dip it in paint and carry on as he would normally do...gross!!! Isn't it a health risk to get paint in there or does he use specially paint. The cherry on the cake ( so to speak) is that Pricasso's travel companion is Miss Nude Australia, don't they make the perfect pair. Imagine having them over for dinner at my house and my dad asking them what is it that they do... he'd have a heart attack on the spot!!! Hey maybe I should try to get them to come over for Sunday lunch so that my dad's CURRYFISH can snap them out of insanity???